“Opposite Song”

© 2009 Eve & Mare


What’s the opposite of big toe: pinky

And what’s the opposite of straight up: slinky

And what’s the opposite of room to grow: too tight

And the opposite of oh no: all right


And what’s the opposite of sit still: squirmy

And what’s the opposite of good health: germy

And what’s the opposite of lie around: hurry up

And the opposite of old hound: young pup


(kazoo solo)


And what’s the opposite of sharing: stingy

And what’s the opposite of bright white: dingy

And what’s the opposite of brussels sprouts: chocolate cake

And the opposite of moo cow: rattlesnake


And what’s the opposite of too tall: tiny

And what’s the opposite of too dull: shiny

And what’s the opposite of crème brulee: sardines

And the opposite of half-way: full steam



We’re so glad things aren’t the same

We love to play this opposite game

You can play it too in all kinds of weather

Just look for things that don’t go together



And what’s the opposite of jello: green beans

And what’s the opposite of too lace dress: blue jeans

And what’s the opposite of kangaroo: who’s to say

And the opposite of boo: hooray


(kazoo solo)


And what’s the opposite of topsy: turvy

And what’s the opposite of straight road: curvy

And what’s the opposite of feeling low: flying high

And the opposite of hello: good-bye